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Not sick anymore! Woo!

Not sick anymore! Woo!

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I was sick earlier, but I sacrificed a couple of squirrels to Hygieia, so everything is feeling tip-top right now. Man, everything's been so much better since all of the Gods and Goddesses are back. Sure, there was a brief period of time where everyone was confused about who to pray to for what, but that got fixed when the Deipedia was put online.

It's great, you know? And since all the returning Gods are desperate for followers right now, your prayers get answered within an hour. Some of them are even instituting a thirty minutes or fewer guarantee, which is just bonus. Of course, the Big Three are unhappy with the sudden return of competition.

YHWH, God, and Allah. Such a group of pansies. They're getting their panties in a bunch by refusing to answer the prayers of anyone who's used the competition, ever. To me, that just seems vindictive and petty, you know? After all, they don't offer any assurance that they are actually listening when you pray or offer sacrifices.

Poseidon? Offer up a fitting sacrifice and he'll answer your prayer in twenty-seven minutes flat. AND he doesn't care if you also pay homage to Kukulkan, so why are the B3 so uptight? I don't understand it. All I know is, everything's been awesome now that we have more choices.
  • have you yet to pay homage to Lord Cuthulu? I hear he gives great benes....
    • You know, that was one that I didn't expect. Yeah, he was this whole mythical god to a lot of the people on the internets, but I never thought he was actually real. That said, I don't really think I'll ever offer anything up to him. Have you read the fine print about what he does to his followers? Thank you, but I'm going to stick with the Roman afterlife.
      • well you should check out the Flying Spaghetti Monster...his followers never have a famine to deal with.
        • Yeah, and their heaven is one of the most highly-rated out there. I mean seriously, a Stripper factory AND a Beer Volcano? Frat boys are all over that. I'm pretty certain he plays well with the other gods, too.

          For famines, though... I think I'll stick with Abudantia. You get discounts for using more than one god with the Roman/Greek pantheon, so it's one of those cost-cutting measures that I've had to employ lately.

          Sucks that prayers for money seem to go universally unanswered.

          Edited at 2009-01-28 12:14 am (UTC)
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