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Right, so today I'm gonna just ramble about what's been worrying me, first being most worrisome, last being least.

1. Stacie will lose her concentration while driving and die in a horrible accident.

2. I am not good enough for Stacie, and that she will figure this out and dump me in a horribly painful fashion.

3. My writing is utter crap and should be burned in front of me.

4. I will fail all my classes this semester, and be forced to take a year off from school before re-applying.

5. People will claim that I am a fictional person, created by one of my friends in order to post unpopular ideas.

6. Everybody I talk with online is just humouring me, and nobody really likes me.

7. I will never be able to secure low interest rates because my contribution to the Heinlein Society overdrafted my account by three cents.

8. None of this will be read by anyone.

9. I will be kicked out of where I currently live for not having straight A's

10. Belgium doesn't exist.

There you go, my most pressing worries.

Quote I am reminded of by writing this list:

"Hey, has any of you guys seen my son, Chris Griffen? Yeah... I'm looking for CHRIS GRIFFIN? He's here to finger the guy who robbed that convenience store? His name is CHRIS GRIFFIN? I have a picture of him here somewhere... Yeah, you can hold on to that. Chris ruined it by writing his school schedule and a list of his fears all over the back."
-Peter Griffen
  • 1. Stacie will lose her concentration while driving and die in a horrible accident.

    2. I am not good enough for Stacie, and that she will figure this out and dump me in a horribly painful fashion.

    3. My writing is utter crap and should be burned in front of me.

    4. I will fail all my classes this semester, and be forced to take a year off from school before re-applying.

    5. People will claim that I am a fictional person, created by one of my friends in order to post unpopular ideas.

    6. Everybody I talk with online is just humouring me, and nobody really likes me.

    7. I will never be able to secure low interest rates because my contribution to the Heinlein Society overdrafted my account by three cents.

    8. None of this will be read by anyone.

    9. I will be kicked out of where I currently live for not having straight A's

    10. Belgium doesn't exist.


    1. Possible but statistically unlikely.
    2. Also possible, but it doesn't pay to take counsel of your fears.
    3. 90% of everything is crap. That includes Heinlein, Asimov and Carl Sagan. *pause* Especially Carl Sagan.
    4. Depends on how hard you work. Stay on target...
    5. Okay, who are you really? ^_^
    6. Demonstrably untrue.
    7. You have to screw up a lot worse than that, believe me.
    8. Demonstrably wrong...ooo, shiny...what was I doing? [/98-tan mode]
    9. Unlikely, unless you somehow managed to find rack space in the Rhodes Scholar dorm and have been successfully concealing your nefarious pet shop boy (as opposed to Pet Shop Boys) schemes from your RA and your fellow students.
    10. I certainly hope not. Any nationality that can't decide whether they want to be Dutch, French or child molesters ought to be notional. Besides, they put mayo on their fries. Eeeuuuw...

    • 1. I know, but I still worry.
      2. *grumble*I know, I know....*grumble*
      3. ummm... does that mean you agree, and trying to soften the emotional slap to the face? *raised eyebrow*
      4. Not very. I'm gonna post my final paper here whenever I finish it.
      5. Craig X. Retsnimde, future owner of your DNA sequence and all derivative works
      6. How do I know you're not just part of the conspiracy?
      7. Not the first time I've been screwed because of a charitable donation. And not the good kind of screwed, either.
      8. Riiiiiiiight...
      9. My schemes aren't that nefarious, if you don't count the evil hamster army of Doom...
      10. My worry confirmed

      Yeah, I was just in a little spurt of depression there. Thanks for the cheering up. Have a picture:
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    • Wow, those look sweet.

      I never comment for you. I should.

      Loves to you and don't worry about it man, chica Stace will be fine.
    • 1. Well, it can't be helped.
      2. See #1.
      3. Well, I'm just saying -on average- most peoples' writing is bad, and even the Grand Masters of SF turned out a few turkeys in their time. The thing is to keep plugging - if people like it (and even better, pay for it) then you know you're doing okay.
      4. Okay. I should go read the piece you posted last week so I can have an informed opinion about your writing.
      5. Too late, the Alexian Brothers already have first dibs on that, with the exception of the kids - who are perfectly capable of defending their own DNA sequences. ^^
      6. You don't, but you have to trust somebody.
      7. Well, if it's *that* kind, then it's not really a "charitable donation", then, is it? ~_^
      8. Who did you say you were again? There was this pretty blue screen with illegible characters on it...
      9. As your doctor I advise you to start drinking heavily consider hamster mecha instead. Cute! Cuddly! Capable of destroying an entire armored division with one blast from their PlasmaPowerPawsTM!
      10. Well, that's a relief. ^^
  • 1. i am a very safe driver. all will be fine, and if it does happen i will be very happy when i die due to the fact that i am at peace whenever i am drive.
    2. Nick you idiot! I love you, youre the best! kay, dont forget that! kay! *huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs* love love love you! theres noone better. ever. got it? good. keep it. or ill kill ya....then bring ya back cause i love ya.
    3. not as far as i know....just think of how bad mitchell's is, that'll cheer ya right up....
    4. youre not a failure. at all. so just no...
    5. you are my nick-i-poo...i sure as hell hope youre not fictional..that would make me very sad...
    6. yep youre right. i dont like you either. as a matter of fackt....wait of course i dont like you thats cause i LOVE you and thats much more then like...
    7. heh...well just leave that alone....ive told you about my shit...
    • definitely hit the wrong key there, i wasnt done yet.
      8. youre right, im noone, so absolutely noone reads your thoghts, geeze man, youre thoughts are incredibly cherished by me. if noone else anyways...
      9. you could always live with me....*hugs*
      10. well yeah...im just not saying anything everything that matters to me has already been fixed.

      love always,
      stacie
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