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the Wit
(66% dark, 30% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK




You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're
probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You
realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons'
philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most
other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.




PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais


AND FINALLY -- after you rate my test with a sweet, sweet '5' -- you must take this test next: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test. It's not mine, but it rocks.





My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on dark
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You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous
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You scored higher than 31% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid


142,300 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 47% of the current population -
142,300.
Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your
genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.


You're at the lower end of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when
you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this
world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low
is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines
will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on
earth for a long time to come.


A close friend of mine created a program to generate family
trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted
for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse,
nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you:







My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on fitnessfactor
Link: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test written by gwendolynbooks on OkCupid Free Online Dating


Na... Sodium
You scored 44 Mass, 19 Electronegativity, 44 Metal, and 20 Radioactivity!

You are the very salt of the Earth... well, part of it anyway. Society
needs a lot of you. You'd of made a perfect peasant in feudal times.
You do your own thing without asking too much, but once you've
established yourself in your life you don't change it too easily. The
problem with you is that, while you are a great cornerstone of a
society, you don't really feel the personal onus to keep it going.
That's why we need taxes... heh heh heh. With respect to relationships
you'll probably, sadly, never find one of those loves that solves every
problem you've ever had... but you're still capable of having a great
relationship filled with all sorts of positive nouns like trust and
whatnot. You can balance your lack of neediness by being with someone
who deeply does need you (or needs someone at least)... halogens are
good for that (F, Cl, Br, I). Unfortunately you can replace that one
special person easily with a whole lot of people who are a little
special, so this relationship probably will not last forever... go for
it if you live in the countryside... if you're in the city then it
might just be best to live the bachelor's life until you grow sick of
it.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 64% on Mass
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You scored higher than 12% on Electroneg
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You scored higher than 33% on Metal
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You scored higher than 76% on Radioactivity
Link: The Which Chemical Element Am I Test written by effataigus on OkCupid Free Online Dating


Pocketknife Carrrier
73% Chance You Might Become an Axe Murderer!

With the right kind of attitude, you might actually take a stab at
someone since you probably always carry a knife in your back pocket.
Just make sure you go the distance if you do.



My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 37% on axe murderer
Link: The Are You an Axe Murderer? Test written by OsirisBorealis on Ok Cupid
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