Eddie (edminster) wrote,

Not sick anymore! Woo!

I was sick earlier, but I sacrificed a couple of squirrels to Hygieia, so everything is feeling tip-top right now. Man, everything's been so much better since all of the Gods and Goddesses are back. Sure, there was a brief period of time where everyone was confused about who to pray to for what, but that got fixed when the Deipedia was put online.

It's great, you know? And since all the returning Gods are desperate for followers right now, your prayers get answered within an hour. Some of them are even instituting a thirty minutes or fewer guarantee, which is just bonus. Of course, the Big Three are unhappy with the sudden return of competition.

YHWH, God, and Allah. Such a group of pansies. They're getting their panties in a bunch by refusing to answer the prayers of anyone who's used the competition, ever. To me, that just seems vindictive and petty, you know? After all, they don't offer any assurance that they are actually listening when you pray or offer sacrifices.

Poseidon? Offer up a fitting sacrifice and he'll answer your prayer in twenty-seven minutes flat. AND he doesn't care if you also pay homage to Kukulkan, so why are the B3 so uptight? I don't understand it. All I know is, everything's been awesome now that we have more choices.
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