Does anyone else hate the fact that it doesn't really snow anymore? All we get now is big flakes of lard from some unidentified source. On the one hand, yeah, it's not that freezing pain that snow was. On the other hand, it's an even bigger mess to take care of after the fact. Do you know how much degreaser I go through during the winter now? But on the gripping hand, it's just a religious fiasco.
We've got Jews and Muslims and Seventh-day Adventists bitching that it's pork fat, we've got Hindu people screaming that it's beef fat, we've got Vegans going nuts because it's fat period, and we've got conspiracy theorists saying that it's The Illuminati in one of their typically inscrutable plans. Seriously, get a life you people! All it is is another thing we have to deal with.
