Girl: Do we have everything we need for our new pets?
Guy: Did you get food for them?
Girl: Why would I need to get food for them? They're feeder mice or something, they don't eat.
Guy: Are you sure about that?
Me: *eye twithing*
Girl: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Hang on, lemme ask this guy here... Hey, cashier dude, these mice don't need food, right?
Me: *eye twitch* We feed ours a quality mouse food, which can be found in aisle one.
Girl: I know you guys have to feed them, but we don't, right?
Me: *eye twitch* Yes, you do.
Gawd, I hate stupid people. I mean, for chrissakes, what the hell kind of world are we living in where these people roam free? My head hurts. And as some parting words of wisdom, Don't Eat Paste.