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Right, so today I'm gonna just ramble about what's been worrying me, first being most worrisome, last being least.

1. Stacie will lose her concentration while driving and die in a horrible accident.

2. I am not good enough for Stacie, and that she will figure this out and dump me in a horribly painful fashion.

3. My writing is utter crap and should be burned in front of me.

4. I will fail all my classes this semester, and be forced to take a year off from school before re-applying.

5. People will claim that I am a fictional person, created by one of my friends in order to post unpopular ideas.

6. Everybody I talk with online is just humouring me, and nobody really likes me.

7. I will never be able to secure low interest rates because my contribution to the Heinlein Society overdrafted my account by three cents.

8. None of this will be read by anyone.

9. I will be kicked out of where I currently live for not having straight A's

10. Belgium doesn't exist.

There you go, my most pressing worries.

Quote I am reminded of by writing this list:

"Hey, has any of you guys seen my son, Chris Griffen? Yeah... I'm looking for CHRIS GRIFFIN? He's here to finger the guy who robbed that convenience store? His name is CHRIS GRIFFIN? I have a picture of him here somewhere... Yeah, you can hold on to that. Chris ruined it by writing his school schedule and a list of his fears all over the back."
-Peter Griffen
  • 1. Well, it can't be helped.
    2. See #1.
    3. Well, I'm just saying -on average- most peoples' writing is bad, and even the Grand Masters of SF turned out a few turkeys in their time. The thing is to keep plugging - if people like it (and even better, pay for it) then you know you're doing okay.
    4. Okay. I should go read the piece you posted last week so I can have an informed opinion about your writing.
    5. Too late, the Alexian Brothers already have first dibs on that, with the exception of the kids - who are perfectly capable of defending their own DNA sequences. ^^
    6. You don't, but you have to trust somebody.
    7. Well, if it's *that* kind, then it's not really a "charitable donation", then, is it? ~_^
    8. Who did you say you were again? There was this pretty blue screen with illegible characters on it...
    9. As your doctor I advise you to start drinking heavily consider hamster mecha instead. Cute! Cuddly! Capable of destroying an entire armored division with one blast from their PlasmaPowerPawsTM!
    10. Well, that's a relief. ^^
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