So, KiD MANiK and I were watching the police question the owners of a minivan when KM stated that the only way he would own a minivan was if it were pimped out. So we started to list what you need to "pimp out" a minivan.
Here is our list:
Track Blacklighting
Beanbag chairs
"I'm the person your mother warned you about" stickers
handcuffs (because we were watching the police)
Nightstick
Chloroform
Ball gag
Gimp Mask
Power welding equipment, and
A Cheeto(tm)
As you can see, we were influenced heavily by the police and repressed memories. Beyond the police questioning us about the whereabouts of the van owner, today was a standard day. Except for the gerbil.
-Edminster (with special thanks to KiD MANiK)
Random Link of the Day:
Sweetwater Postnatal Abortion Clinic
For those fortieth trimester abortions...
Here is our list:
Track Blacklighting
Beanbag chairs
"I'm the person your mother warned you about" stickers
handcuffs (because we were watching the police)
Nightstick
Chloroform
Ball gag
Gimp Mask
Power welding equipment, and
A Cheeto(tm)
As you can see, we were influenced heavily by the police and repressed memories. Beyond the police questioning us about the whereabouts of the van owner, today was a standard day. Except for the gerbil.
-Edminster (with special thanks to KiD MANiK)
Random Link of the Day:
Sweetwater Postnatal Abortion Clinic
For those fortieth trimester abortions...
