May 7th, 2005

retsnimdecorp

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So, today at work, near the end of my shift, a couple purchases a pair of mice. Now, this isn't unusual per se, but their conversation on the way to the register was. It went along the lines of:

Girl: Do we have everything we need for our new pets?

Guy: Did you get food for them?

Girl: Why would I need to get food for them? They're feeder mice or something, they don't eat.

Guy: Are you sure about that?

Me: *eye twithing*

Girl: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Hang on, lemme ask this guy here... Hey, cashier dude, these mice don't need food, right?

Me: *eye twitch* We feed ours a quality mouse food, which can be found in aisle one.

Girl: I know you guys have to feed them, but we don't, right?

Me: *eye twitch* Yes, you do.

Gawd, I hate stupid people. I mean, for chrissakes, what the hell kind of world are we living in where these people roam free? My head hurts. And as some parting words of wisdom, Don't Eat Paste.