June 23rd, 2005

Craig X. Retsnimde

Extreme Tech Support (part one, from the Memoirs of Craig Retsnimde)

I have a friend. For this story, I shall call him 'Bob,' in part for his anonymity, but mostly because I don't want to write out 'Robert Jay Hampford' every time I mention him. Oh, crap. Forget I even mentioned his name. Anyway, Bob has a little, tiny, not-in-the-least-bit-large habit. He takes situations and blows them 'way out of proportion. I'm talking making an Everest out of an anthill.
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