Umm... Evil Space Monkeys from the Antares System crashlanded in my neighbour's cousin's roommate's aunt's step-broher's house, and I had to take time out from my busy schedule to keep them from prising the Jeweled Scepter of Amun-Ra out of the Mysterious Cavern of Spookiness that was conveniently located adjacent to the IHOP of Tasty Pancakes, instead of typing it up.
Yeah, that was lame. I take full responsibility for the lack of a friggen' huge post to make up for my absence.
Sorry.