(right after the store opened up)
Dave: Hey, Nick, remember the show Power Rangers?
Me: Yeah, what about it?
Dave: Well, remember the first Black Ranger?
Dave: Wasn't he played by Wayne Brady?
Dave: Think about it. It was a young Wayne Brady, wasn't it?
(on my lunch break)
Me: Hey, I'm makin' a McDonalds run, you guys want anything?
Dave: Yeah, get me four chocolate cheeseburgers.
Dave: That's right, four of 'em.
Dave: And yes, chocolate cheeseburgers.
(my revenge at his earlier randomness)
Me: Hey, Dave... Why are so many cartoon characters addicted to breakfast cereal?
Dave: ... Dude, you watch WAAAY too much television. Also, what?
Me: Seriously, it's an epidemic. You got Sonny, who's coocoo for Cocoa Puffs, and has some bizarre acid trip in every commercial. Then you have the Honeycomb Monster, who is clearly exhibiting an addiction. Then there's Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, with Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles. The Trix Rabbit. That frog with Smacks. The bear with Sugar Crisp. Lucky the Leprechaun refuses to let those kids bogart his stash of marshmellowy goodness. It's insane. We need to get Media attention on this.
Dave: ... Dude, seriously, what the f**k is wrong with you?
Yeah. I had fun today.