So, one of the Managers where I work got married last week. My gift to her was not attending the wedding. Well, not that I really had any choice, as she got married in Las Vegas, and I'm waaaay too poor to afford air travel right now. Also, hotels are expensive. Anyway, she had been stressing over this wedding for months, and now that it's finally gotten out of the way, she's a lot more laid-back. This is good. The point I'm slowly making my way towards mentioning is that the wedding is viewable online right now. It's a RealPlayer file, so Dad, I'm fairly certain you won't be able to see it on your nifty new phone.
Here it is.