Eddie (edminster) wrote,
Eddie
edminster

Worms Armageddon

So, last night, Stacie and I went out again. We went to Wal*Mart again, this time to buy old Easter stuff, and I got an Easter basket that had a knock-off Gundam in it. I mean, it looks almost exactly like a Gundam, especially if they were multicolored and had a, and I'm quoting from the package, "Handsome Appearance." After leaving, we went to Chik-Fil-A, which is a strange little eatery. Good Chiken, though. When we finished eating, we did the unthinkable. We went to PetsMart. After looking through pretty much everything and me constantly saying, "Hey, we sell that at SuperPetz!" and Stacie hitting me for saying that, I ended up buying a laser pointer that, and I am again quoting from the packaging, "Intrigues Iguanas!" after leaving the accursed PetsMart, Stacie and I went to Baker Park. Now, because it was raining, there were TONS of worms out, so Stacie decided we should worm hunt. Using my empty Chik-Fil-A cup we collected EASILY a pound of worms. We were checking the tennis courts when we came upon a bunch of ducks, Using our Deadly Ninja Skillz, we managed to lead one duck to a chain-link fence. I then rushed it, and, as planned, it proceeded to slam into the fence trying to fly. While it was dazed, I ran to grab it. The duck swiftly waddled towards Stacie. I yelled to her to catch it, but she wouldn't, because it would bite her. Sheesh, she'll catch worms barehanded, but when confronted with a duck who has a head injury, she freaks out. Stacie is by far one of the weirdest and coolest people I know.
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